My First Car !!

To tell the truth, this blog was not meant to be personal. It was intended as an outlet
for well dollar ideas (A million of them) , so really I shouldn't be writing about my new car


so I won't (But it's awesome)

We can feed the world with simple physics !!

The Theory of relativity implies that e = mc^2. Now what this means is that there is a relationship between matter and energy. Also derived from this theory is that it would be impossible for matter to reach the speed of light (c in the formula) because as matter approaches the speed of light it’s mass would increase so as the make the force needed to accelerate it further becomes infinite as it’s mass grows infinitely large .

Ok so that’s the background here’s the theory:

- We take a chicken
- We take most of the USA’s missiles and jet fighters and stuff
- We take all the fireworks in China and from Clogher Market in Fermanagh
- We tie the above to the chicken
- We get the Hoff to do a big countdown ceremony.
- They were blast off towards space
- With the force behind it the chicken begins to reach the speed of light and as per the theory above begin to expend towards infinity.
- Now my plan is before the chicken leaves the atmosphere the missiles are detonated.
- As a result the fireworks and jet fighters explode and the chicken (with mass almost infinite) comes crashing to earth in pieces cooked and seasoned
(Chinese fireworks contain soy sauce(not really))

America has no more big stones to throw at people and we all share in a global BBQ and fireworks display. No losers …(Except the chicken (R.I.P.))

What is Love ?

Love is when you’re on a bus and she's got her head on your shoulder and without realising it you’re trying to adjust your shoulder so she doesn’t feel the bumps in the road.

I Was Just Thinking, I Still Am...

This is a blog dedicated to the thoughts that fill my free time that till now I've been to lazy to write down

This first post is about the fabulous "Corporate/Family Restaurant Ferris Wheel"


Ok so here's the deal , you've go a Ferris wheel but with larger carriages lets say 3-4 time the size of regular carriages. seating for 6 around a table in the centre. carriages can be attached and detached easily from the wheel, you sit at the bottom in your carriage not attached to the wheel on a conveyor belt. Then your order comes and you move up and your connected to the wheel so you and you family eat while enjoying the sites.

This isn't ridiculous when you consider Ferris wheels don't go fast not enough to make motion sickness a factor (maybe), As far as the corporate thing goes same idea except the carriage is made to look and feel like a boards room.

In fact there's already power to the carriage (the lights on the side) it would be easy to set up a bar or fridge maybe even cook the food up there huh.

OK I'm not sure this is practical but it would be cool !!