We can feed the world with simple physics !!

The Theory of relativity implies that e = mc^2. Now what this means is that there is a relationship between matter and energy. Also derived from this theory is that it would be impossible for matter to reach the speed of light (c in the formula) because as matter approaches the speed of light it’s mass would increase so as the make the force needed to accelerate it further becomes infinite as it’s mass grows infinitely large .

Ok so that’s the background here’s the theory:

- We take a chicken
- We take most of the USA’s missiles and jet fighters and stuff
- We take all the fireworks in China and from Clogher Market in Fermanagh
- We tie the above to the chicken
- We get the Hoff to do a big countdown ceremony.
- They were blast off towards space
- With the force behind it the chicken begins to reach the speed of light and as per the theory above begin to expend towards infinity.
- Now my plan is before the chicken leaves the atmosphere the missiles are detonated.
- As a result the fireworks and jet fighters explode and the chicken (with mass almost infinite) comes crashing to earth in pieces cooked and seasoned
(Chinese fireworks contain soy sauce(not really))

America has no more big stones to throw at people and we all share in a global BBQ and fireworks display. No losers …(Except the chicken (R.I.P.))